(Once Upon a Time ) Is Kayleigh a Liar?

Is Kayleigh a liar? Yes.


I created this post a few weeks ago to win an argument/prove a point on the Google. I kind of like that I could Google "Is Kayleigh a liar?" and it says yes. So I'm not taking it down. Instead, I'll expand.

Pretty simple, really. I like being right, but can admit when I'm wrong...but usually not after I try to use the internet to help me be right (the internet is the only thing I feel I can trust these days). I went through this phase where I would change a Wikipedia article almost daily for winning argument's sake. The key was to pick more obscure articles and change them and usually your updates would stay long enough to send the recipient the link with the message "read this ASAP or my hard work will have gone to waste!" It all started when I worked for a construction company and was emailing with one of the Project Managers I worked with: (paraphrasing from memory)

me: [something something about packing slips and their role with our documentation along with POs and Invoices]

him: [answers question about packing slips]...it's not rocket science.

me: Oh really? [inserts link to "Rocket Science" Wikipedia page where there is a sentence about Rocket Science also referring to the study of packing slips] Knowledge is power.

him: You're ridiculous.

Okay, so I could've just explained that in narrative form as I clearly am unable to recall enough to warrant it presented as a conversation. I'll remember that next time. Now you have to have to register for a log in or something to change Wikipedia. Sometimes technology really gets on my nerves.

Once Upon a Time I Learned about Alcohol and Dogs

An old g-chat with a person.

Person: This puppy [...]

http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aQqmPw7_460sa.gi

 

Me: I love him! Also, that reminds me of an old screen saver I used to have that I want to get back! Here's a youtube version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNa9P4aoHg8

 

P: that makes me want to clean my screen

 

Me: but the pug can do it for you!

 

P: no he's making it all gross and slobbery

 

Me: that's because he's not done yet...when you first spray windex it leaves a mess...but you keep at it and eventually it is gone and window is clean!

 

P: maybe if the dog salivated isopropyl

 

Me: maybe they already do; a dog's mouth is the cleanest; except it's called "dogsopropyl" and is very safe for animals; Also isopropyl is some fancy cleaning agent in windex, right?

 

P: no just a type of alcohol you use to clean stuff

 

Me: then we definitely shouldn't be giving that to dogs

 

P: right; it'd make them blind then dead

 

Me: although drunk Macy could be entertaining...as for drunk Lucy, I will not clean up her vomit.

 

Me: I guess dogs don't have a very high tolerance for alcohol.

 

Me: except for huntin' dogs that drink beer from mason jars...but they were probably started young. So the trick to stop your dog from going blind then dead is to start giving them alcohol at an early age.

 

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I can only assume I never received a response from Person because I'm right.