|The blanked out part is the bearded man|
She did try to explain, but I still wasn't exactly sure what she meant...and I was okay with that.
Then, alas, at home the mystery was solved. Those of you who don't know my father should know he is a precious 70yr old man who is as hilarious as he is oblivious at times. That being said, I present to you The Thong Pants.
My family's pretty special.